151 Best Ever Whatsapp Status 2016

1. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
2. I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
3. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.
6. “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
7. How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!
9. OF COURSE! Talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
10. When people talk behind my back Remember it is the best position to kiss my a**.
11. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
12. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wasn’t able to find you.
13. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
14. After Monday and Tuesday, the even calendar says W T F…
15. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
16. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher

got the job.

17. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still

smiling.

18. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
19. If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
20. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
21. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
22. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
23. Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
24. I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
25. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
26. No matter how much I try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.
27. God is really creative, I mean …just look at me!
28. I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
29. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
30. Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I ‘ve a lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong. 
31. If you love me raise your hand & you don’t then raise your standard.
32. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However I am superhero for my women..!
33. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
34. I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
35. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 
36. I don’t have time to hate people, who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
37. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
38. Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror 
39. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
40. No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
41. Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
42. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
43. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
44. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have sexy imaginations.
45. My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 
46. Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 
47. Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
48. If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady, not a dog.
49. Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it.
50. I need a Google in my mind  and an Anti-virus in my heart.
51. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
52. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
53. Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
54. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
55. My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
56. I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
57. There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE!
58. I’m not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I’ll be smart enough to let you go.
59. Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
60. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
61. You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
62. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
63. I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
64. God was showing off when He created you.
65. The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
66. Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
67. Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks and start to actually live for yourself.
68. Most emotional moment in a boy’s life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number 
69. Don’t TRUST too much, don’t LOVE too much, don’t CARE too much because that ‘ to MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much!
70. Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
71. Perfect boyfriend: Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 
72. Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
73. Never apologize for being you.
74. You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook.
75. I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.
76. I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
77. I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
78. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
79. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
80. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
81. YOUR dream is to have an iPhone 5 but poor peoples their dreams are to go to school…
82. Music is my escape from the bullshit in life.
83. Be yourself! You’re not born to impress anyone.
84. It’s better living in the zoo than living with you.
85. When words fail, tears speak…
86. No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
87. Don’t do homework save paper! 
88. I’m a good boy with bad habits 
89. Respecting women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
90. flip the coin.. head I am yours, tail you are mine. 
91. Mans are many but money is money 
92. She takes your hand, I die a little… 
93. I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
94. If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
95. I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
96. Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how it’s played.
97. When I ask you to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything I’m trying to say to you…
98. Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, bcoz on the inside it’s often a different story.
99. I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
100. Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
101. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
102. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 
103. The only match I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
104. I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
105. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
106. I might as well call you Google because you have everything that I am looking for.
107. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 
108. I feel like an Indiana Jones, bcoz you are the treasure I am looking for.
109. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
110. People need to lose the attitudes today bcoz I am NOT in the mood.
111. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
112. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
113. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
114. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
115. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
116. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
117. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
118. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
119. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
120. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
121. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
122. I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
123. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
124. Happy on the outside, but simply dying on the inside.
125. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
126. No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
127. My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
128. I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me 
129. Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance.
130. My life is an open book but I don’t allow everyone to read it.
131. Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment.
132. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
133. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
134. Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
135. What is the main reason for failure?  I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
136. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 
137. I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
138. You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behavior.
139. If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
140. I say this; I say that what the hell you want to listen from me?
141. Let me hurt your face, maybe I got a little relief by doing this.
142. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
143. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
144. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
145. I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
146. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
147. I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
148. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
149. It’s amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
150. I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
151. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!O.o its not an end! Here are 49 more for YOU!

New Best Ever WhatsApp Status [Update]:

152. Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.
153. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
154. Hey there! be there.
155. I may be wrong… but I Doubt it !!!
156. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
157. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
158. The person you love is 72.8% water.
159. My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 
160. can’t WhatsApp, only calls!
161. Hey there! I am using Hamam soap!
162. Can’t walk… vehicles only..!
163. Stop ! Status under construction 
164. Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this every day!
165. Hey WhatsApp, I’m using you!
166. If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7 : -P : -D
167. Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
168. Space available for advertisement.:-p
169. I learn from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.
170. Let Fools Chase The World. I only want you 
171. the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. 
172. The pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!
173. (bell symbol) Engineering
174. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire: -D
175. Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!
176. Read books instead of reading my status!
177. Available when to get WiFi Network !!
178. Distance is suck… My room is so far away from kitchen:-/
179. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.!!
180. I’m too busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
181. Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance 
182. Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
183. Hey there! I’m using cocaine 
184. I love to walk in fog Because nobody knows I am smoking.
185. Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
186. Yes, I m single, & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
187. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
188. Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
189. When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity 
190. I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I’m God.
191. I am not virgin, My life f**ks me every day.
192. I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
193. Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
194. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
195. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
196. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. 
197. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
198. Some people are alive only Because it’s illegal to kill them.
199. Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
200. Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!